Car Theater Part Deux

Scene:  Driving home from work — left early owing to the fact that my younger co-workers can’t handle their liquor and were drunk by 11am celebrating the company anniversary.  It’s about 2:30pm, we’ve had a good lunch and are on the way home.

Me:  (In my head — surely he sees that light is red.  Maybe he’s just f’ing with me and thinks it’s funny?)  It’s red!

Ron:  Did I just run a red light?

Me:  Why do you think those people were yelling at you?

Ron:  We gotta’ get outta’ here. (Drives off fast and furtively.)

The end.



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