Monday came around again. Can you believe it?
Santi: We missed you at brunch yesterday. What did you do this weekend?
Me: I had to go in to work on Saturday and Sunday.
Santi: Oh, why?
Me: There is a pitch meeting on Monday and I had to make sure the lights were on and the food and stuff was delivered for the team.
Santi: You sound like a combination between Bookman and Alice.