This Happened Today

At Whole Foods, having lunch – delicious by the way, and the half/blanched Kale + romaine combination for a salad base is my new #1 recommendation!!  Anyway, grubbing out, minding my own business and here comes dude.  He puts his bag down at the table next to mine, takes out his wallet and walks away.  He comes back about 5 minutes later with a whole watermelon.  He takes a HUGE KNIFE out of his bag, proceeds to cut the watermelon in half, puts one half in a plastic bag, then takes out a spoon and commences to eating the other half like it’s a sectioned grapefruit.

Also, a bird flew up my shirt.  The end.


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