Apparently, I have a little bit of useless psychic ability. I say useless, because it doesn’t seem like I can stop things from happening or change the course of calamitous events. I can only use my powers to conjure up small annoyances.
Don’t believe me? So, see this:
One business day after I wrote this post, I’m settling in at my desk at work and get an email suggesting we do a Harlem Shake video for a client. Luckily, it was only a mild stroke and I was stricken wordless for less than 5 minutes.
I think I’m going to write a post about how much I’m over winning the PowerBall Jackpot and see what happens.